How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

“ oh. I’m sorry sir. Please get your phone. Of course you may stick your face in my butt. I’m sorry you have to. Please take as long as you’d like”

he stood up and whipped around and pulled his ass apart to show her his totally hairless pussy. He turned around and said

I stood up and walked to the front of my desk.

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I pushed him away gently. “ I have to catch up on a few things. If you need me call me I will be there immediately. I know you’ve had a long week baby. I know you go workout and walk the dog. Please use me Daddy.”

“ you’re sweet. Yes show me your hole really quick please. Let me see that sweet pussy.”

And sometimes I straddle my work chair. I say because it helps my back. But really it is to show my boss that my ass is his any time he wants it.

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“I will try this call one last time.” She jumped up and got behind me. She tried undoing my belt. I turned around and quickly backhanded her again.

“ yes ma’am. Do you like my pussy?”

He said “ what??? I’m not lying.”

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I laughed. “ no. No. Don’t do that. I know you want to have me use your mouth like a toilet. Do you want that?”

all i said was “ finger your hole with 3 fingers and don’t move. Either of you”

“Yeah. I haven’t even had a break. Seriously I’ve been so gassy. I’m sorry I know it must smell awful.”

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“ are you having fun playing with your hole?”

“ wipe your nose. We need to call your fiance. He is still your fiance?”

She was trying to be polite” oh it’s ok. It happens to everyone. I’ve had a little bit of an upset tummy myself”

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“it’s alright Henri. I enjoy hearing it. Thank you.”

“Yes daddy I do.” He grabbed the back of my neck and kissed me. “ you want me to fuck you while I walk the dog? What about my wife? My marriage?”

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“ is there a problem sissy?”

It was wet and loud. I looked her in the eyes

He looked at his secretary and said “ I believe she told you something did you hear her?”

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he whispered “ a jockstrap”

“ say ahh like the dentist”.

I knew I had him. “ does it smell weird in here to you?” It smelled like my asshole. I had just filled my entire office with my ass odor.

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I said “ do you still have her number?”

He didn’t answer.

I said “ do not lie to me.”

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He started whimpering “I’m sorry for asking if you liked my pussy. That was rude. I don’t care if you like it because you can’t fuck me. I’m sorry for being upset earlier that was rude.”

I unbuttoned his work pants and a fat 10in cock popped out and hit my face. Commando. Damn that’s sexy. I knew he had a big dick. I had stared at his cock so many times I could draw it from memory.

He immediately said “ thank you.”

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“ now. You will stop having intercourse with him.”

“Good gurl. When was the last time a man came in your asshole?”

I looked at him and said” listen bitch. You will be honest. And be the best behaved little girl. Is that understood?”

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“Hush. I’ll take care of you. Now I am going to call your fiance. Once he answers the phone. You need to unbutton my pants and slide them down a little just enough for you to push your nose into my ass. You will do nothing but sniff my asshole. Hold on. Come sit in my lap first for just a moment”

He piped up “ look. I have to go. I have work to do”

he sounded on the verge of tears “ what?? I dont understand.”

I leaned forward. Smiled and told her to come here as I motioned to a chair in front of my desk. She sat down. I said” sit up straight and lean forward”

I said. “ watch. Girl. Go swallow his load while I sit on his face. Sissy bitch you are not to make a sound. “

She started sucking that cock like she was dying of thirst, and in a few moments my boss bucked his hips. Grabbed the back of her head and shoved his whole 10 inches down her throat. He pumped load after load down her throat. She moaned and kept sucking.

“Sir. Are you sure that’s the only way? I can easily get up and pick your phone up off the floor. Sir?”

“ hey. Hey. It’s alright. I know you love being fucked like a cheap whore. That we can work with. What I have a problem with is you being rude over the phone. Now. Let’s be respectful. What kind of underwear do you have on sissy?”

I pulled away. “ daddy. I’ll suck you off in your bed while she sleeps next to you. I’ll do anything for you sir. But I do need a favor real quick. Let’s go to your office. Stay here bitch.”

He actually said “ yeah. It was a one time thing. I made a mistake and it hasn’t happened again.”

he did it. He actually did it. A half inch from my asshole my boss was kneeling at my ass mouth open.

“ if you don’t finish this conversation every person in that building will know your secret. What kind of underwear are you wearing?”

I addressed her fiance. “ you wish you were me?”

“ now. We are going to try this again. After I finish throating this cock. But first. I need to know something. And I’m going to have you watch me”

“thank you so much Ma’am. I love the smell of your ass”

I leaned forward and farted loudly into her mouth. I said say thank you.

I sat in the chair she just was in. I pulled her hips and sat her down on my leg. I could feel her body orgasming. I sucked on her tongue then said

I told her “ go get my phone.” She got it. In camera too. He didn’t even notice. Her fiance. What a fag.

He kissed me. “ you wanna watch me workout?” I rubbed his bulge.

“ you do not have to ask. I am your property sir. I’ve never been happier at work either. I’m sorry for farting before you came in. I have to poop and I normally don’t poop. Omg why am I telling you this?”

he. Still kneeling said “ it smelled really nice when I came in here. I thought you got new perfume. It smelled lovely.” He sniffed the air by my asshole. “ it smells so good but not weird.”

“ thank you for allowing me to be near you. I love the smell of your ass. I need to lick your asshole. I need to obey you. I need to break up with my fiance”

“ yes ma’am. Thank you. I love this so much. This is super strange and I am worried about her. And myself Ma’am. I am afraid of what people will think and if I’ll lose my job. Is there anything I can do to show you?”

“ yes ma”am”.

She shuddered and said “ I’ve never cum this hard in my life. I love you so much. Thank you.” She started sobbing while orgasming.

“Do not disobey me young lady. You may respond.”

She didn’t answer. She stood up and got her phone out. She put it on speaker. It was her fiance.

she looked down. I leaned across my desk and pulled her head to mine and kissed her mouth. I sucked on her tongue and caressed her nipples through her shirt. Just then I felt my bosses nose on my asshole.

I smiled and said” no. She will be staying with me. Tonight and tomorrow. Until I say otherwise actually.” She squealed into my ass and started hungrily tonguing my hole.

“Hey. Wow it’s crazy busy today. Isn’t it?”

“ turn around and suck on your fingers. Now.”

she was on the edge of tears.

She said “ hey. I’m super busy. Look. My boss just put me on a really important assignment. I have to be available to her 24/7”

I never poop at work. I have a huge butt and I fart a lot when I shit. Also I take huge poops. And idk. Never at work unless I have to. I only fart at work on the super low.

I knocked “ hey you asked for me?”

“ stand up. Oh look at her little clitty. Are you excited little sissy?” He stood up and his cock was rock hard through his work pants.

someone walked in. Because of how he was kneeling. He could not be seen by anyone but me. Lucky it was a female coworker who I didn’t care for much.

“ I knew you would. Tell me your phone password. Ah. It’s ringing.”

Yes, oh my gosh. I was at work in my office. I had on tight black work pants and was only wearing pantyhose.

Nothing. Silence.

smelled the air and said “ yummm that smells so damn delicious.” I smelled the air again. I thought I was alone in my office so I wiggled my ass. Poop and ass and every single thing about it makes me horny.

I pushed back and farted loudly. My boss walked into my office and shut the door behind him. We made eye contact. And I continued farting for a good 7 or 8 more seconds.

I made to sit up in my chair. And he put his hand on my low back moving me into the position I had been In straddling my work chair. Back arched ass out.

“ oh your so cute. I love you too little girl. You want to live with mommy?”

He said “ look I need to be getting back to work. I’ll talk with her about it tonight.”

I answered him” what I want is for you to know that you had your fiance crying earlier. This is her boss.”

“ pull your mouth of just a little. You love suckin on my asshole. Well open your mouth and don’t move. Can you do that for me?”

He chuckled. “ this is the happiest I’ve been at work in forever. You’re lovely Henri and I’m thankful you work here.”

“ why would I want to wash my mouth off? I just orgasmed. Thank you. I’m worried about our boss finding out”

I got up and went to my boss who was snoring on the ground. I went right to work and sat my big ass on his face and went to throat his cock.

He answered.

He did not like this.

He whimpered but quickly obeyed and sucked on his fingers.

He just moaned.

“ we will begin immediately. You will come with me to the bathroom. I will shit with the door open. Always. You will not address any one but me. You will beg to lick the shit clean off my hole. Plead for me to stand against the sink. You will not be allowed to wash your mouth or brush your teeth.”

“Please. Don’t move on my account. Seriously Henri that’s an order” he moved to kneel beside me but dropped his phone right behind my ass.

I swear I haven’t taken a break in 5 hours. No one has. I know I look good. I know my job is done well. I lean forward a little and wiggle my ass. I look around.

I said “ you know a lot of communication is nonverbal. Let’s be clear. If I want the truth I can get it from her. Sorry let me ask again.”

“ Yes ma’am. Thank you for disciplining me. I love you”

“When I call or text. You will be available.”

“ it’s ok. You don’t have to lie to me. You have two choices now. You can lie but then you will never again get the gift of my ass. Or you can tell the truth. Now. I’ll ask you again. What do you say young lady?”

silence. Then I farted again loudly.

“ it is not a joke. You have cheated on her before is that correct?”

so I whisper “ come on baby. One more out of that juicy delicious ass pussy. That shit smelled so good. Mercy.”

I looked at him. “ now apologize to her. And me.”

I then farted loudly into my bosss mouth. Which she didn’t know.

“ now what do you say young lady?”

“ thank you sir. I’m happy you enjoy my perfume. Alright as much as I want to think you’re kneeling at my feet. I know you need to get your phone sir I feel terrible”

I looked at her fiance. “ now we will try again. She is mine. She will be staying with me tonight. Until I say otherwise.”

I stood up. I looked her in her eyes.

she leaned forward and softly said “ thank you ma’am”

he answered. “ what the fuck do you want now?” In one motion she was on her knees nose in my asshole. Sniffing greedily.

he looked down and said “ yes I am.”

I slowly let her tongue out of my mouth. And caressed her cheek.

“Yes sir. I did.” She turned and quickly left.

She quickly took the huge rock she had shown everyone off of her finger. She set it in my hand.

I leaned forward some more. “ did you get your phone? Oh no worries. I actually need to ask you something if that’s ok? Oh I think I can move your phone with my feet.”

I went back to throating my bosses huge cock. The slurping sounds filling the room. I could feel his big mushroom head getting even bigger. He was about to cum.

“ no. I am not engaged. I have an owner. It is you. I’m sorry for being disrespectful and wearing that in this office. I am your property. Point blank period.”

I have had a huge cup of coffee. Black. I had to shut so bad. But in a professional woman and I’ve worked hard. So that is what I was doing.

he was quiet and then said “ yes ma’am. I’m super nervous in my office…..”

“ stand up and pull your pants down. I want to see your pussy. Do not touch your penis or reference it again.”

He walked directly to his office. I waited two minutes and then did the same. His secretary was with him when I got there.

I put my hands on my large ass cheeks and pulled them apart slightly. I was so Randy I was humping my work chair.

he reached one arm around my waist and then the other and pulled his face to my ass. I smiled. I could feel his saliva as he sucked on my asshole.

I hung up. As my boss grabbed my hips and shoved his mouth into my asshole.

“ hell no bitch. Tell her you aren’t doing anything else. Fuck this actually.” He hung up.

Then slapped her hard across the mouth.

“ now. I am going to call him back. Would you like me to do that?”

he looked at his secretary” I am not to be disturbed for any reason. Is that understood?” She shot me a dirty look and asked “ does that include your wife as well sir?”

we are super busy. Every one is going crazy, head head boss came in. Then left.

He barely looked up “ yes. I did. Would you have a seat please?”

now time to tease him.

he spoke up” no don’t. Please.” Awwww.

“do you still have his number?”

he smiled and walked over to my desk. Yall. As soon as I finished farting this man. My boss. Said” thank you so much Henri. Please don’t move and don’t let me bother you.”

She smiled and said “ yes I do.”

“ well looks like Daddy had a nice nap. Get up in that ass Daddy it’s all yours.” I twerked a little bit into his face.

he stood up and pulled his work pants down. But stayed facing forward.

“Yes ma’am!” Good greedy girl.

He laid back “ your ass smells so heavenly. Delicious. I’m in love.” He grabbed my ass and started playing with my cheeks. I lifted up a little and pulled my pants and pantyhose down.

“ good girl. I’m so proud of you. Just the thought of smelling my asshole and you have cum. Moan for me and tell me.”

“oh let me grab that real quick. I’m sorry I can be so clumsy.” He knelt on all fours his face but an inch away from my huge ass. I could see his phone. He was not reaching for it.

he bucked his hips and pumped some more cum I to her mouth.

he held the moment. “ I apologize. I’m at work myself. I didn’t mean to get upset. She is already there so much.”

I looked at her and said “ no. You will behave and be honest with me young lady. What are you thanking me for. Exactly?”

This little sissy actually just nodded her head.

He answered quickly.” No ma’am but I do wish I was sucking him off instead of you.”

“ I can only reach my phone if…. Well honestly I’ll have to shove my face forward to get my arms to reach it.”

He looked at the ground “ never Ma’am. I’ve only gotten to suck two cocks. I’ve never had a man’s dick in my ass.”

She stared daggers.

He heard her. It shook him and I could tell.

he said “ look is this some kind of joke? I’m sorry for being a jerk earlier.” I FaceTimed him.

she was hugging me tightly and moaning.

she had been withdrawn up until then. She gently pulled her hand away wanting me to pull her in.

He looked at me. I sighed and said to her” he said not for any reason. It is not appropriate to ask about his personal life. At any time.”

then let out a nice long juicy fart. Normally I wouldn’t but I had to shit so badly. I love farting and I love my big ass for making me have the best farts.

I waited.

This one smelled so badly. Wet too. It felt so good. Office curtesy is not to say anything and everyone was so busy anyway. I let out a long low moan.

“Yes of course i can.” I laughed

“ stand up baby and put your arms around my waist.” She did as she was told. She snuggled her arms around my waist and laid on my back.

“Give me a kiss Daddy.” He put his lips right onto the lips of my ass and I squeezed and kissed my daddy with my ass. He opened his mouth wide and I pushed out a nice fart. I could hear it in his mouth.

a real man’s cock. I started sucking on his soft dick. After swallowing the entire thing, his cock was hard as a rock but he was still asleep.

after a few minutes. I told her to buckle his pants. He stood up and pulled me close for a kiss. I could smell my shit on his mouth. He stuck his tongue down my throat and I sucked greedily on it.

“ do not speak until I tell you. Now. You may not touch yourself. You will serve me and clean me with your tongue. Whenever and wherever I am taking a shit you will come and lick my asshole clean. You will swallow every drop of my urine. I will spank you often. You may not touch my pussy. You will clean and cook. You will be on your knees at my asshole. Greedily.”

I took her hand in mine. “ look at me.”

She did so promptly.

She stopped crying.

I had been waiting so long for this. He had a wife and family but. He could fuck me any time he wanted. No strings.

He quickly said “ no.”

You could hear the joy in her voice