What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How does one succeed in life?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO